July 14th with 323,714 notes | reblog
July 14th with 18,072 notes | reblog
*something scary in the movie happens*
*grabs ur dickk*
July 14th with 590,546 notes | reblog
The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real
without you. Beau Taplin, "Hell exists." (via afadthatlastsforever)
Beau taplin is fucking perfect(via clurex)
July 14th with 100,724 notes | reblog
July 14th with 79,314 notes | reblog
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
July 13th with 104,941 notes | reblog
Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying
July 13th with 290,808 notes | reblog
"I’m not rich"
"But I have a big dick"
"I don’t have a big dick"
"But I am rich"
"And I have a big dick"